penis&cookies alll day

Um, heelloooo. I am Seymone. I rep that THUG LIFE. Although, I am very serious about correct grammar, English, and proper punctuation :D I reblog funny stuff mostly. Things that make me pee on myself basically. I burp a lot. I love food (love of my life). I looovveeeeeeeeeee and love and love some more, Mariah Carey. I enjoy my addiction. I live in Virginia…somewhere. I am 20. I love web design and Photoshop. I switch subjects as fast as you blink and I’m long winded lol This paragraph is already big xD Anyways, I have my depressed days and I reblog a little sad shit and vent. They’re mostly about love (sad, I know). Well if you wanna know anything else, no matter what it is, ask mmeeeeeeeeee. Also, if this bio sounds boring…I’m not, but typing this is lol Buh-bye :)

twitter.

Why do I think so complicated? Why do I overthink? I wish I never thought.

kushandwizdom:

Everything positive & personal

blasianxbri:

waltkhadafi:

metalburger:

Girls send me screenshots of niggas saying lame shit all the time. That’s why I have a council of my niggas proofread everything I’m about to say so I don’t send any screenshot-worthy shit.

this is 100% accurate everything I say to a girl is peer reviewed and analyzed that’s why i text back slow cause sometimes my affiliates in switzerland and the congo are asleep when they get the call 

lmfao. “a council of my niggas”

I is kind. I is smart. I is important.

My cornflake chicken experiment. I took a chunk out Lololol I think did well.

morphinginthepuhsea:

e-raticmenace:

headturnmeon:

dat730dude:

bluesey:

Please someone send me the video version of this via YT or something. I want to know why that just happened lool

He kicked the shit out of her

DAMN!!!!

Cobra kai on her straight like that

daaaaaaaaamn

rusty-anch0r:

justwatchthesunrise:

4thandocean:

littlescribbles-onmynotebook:

samakinz:

powerlesbian:

Two Lesbians Raised A Baby And This Is What They Got

I got goosebumps from this.

Wow.

Well spoken

PREAAACHH

This is my favorite video